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October 26, 2018

PSA: If you’re considering dressing as Kanye West wearing a MAGA hat in blackface for Halloween, do yourself a favor and DON’T.

In the spirit of Halloween I’ve crafted a list of my top 10 Netflix horror movies. Tis the spooky season people, hardly any of my friends like horror movies and I say y'all gotta move past that. Embrace the jitters. Now a few things about this list; I’m all for monsters, ghosts, and demons, but I don’t...

April 10, 2018

Have you ever heard the phrase "mileage on a hoe"? 

In his most recent and apparently last Netflix comedy special, Dave Chappelle used it with a corresponding story to indirectly explain why he left show business for over a decade. Coined by pimps way back in the day, it’s the amount of stress you can put someone through before they reach their breaking point. Eyeballing it is a skill with real benefits; if you know a pers...

January 9, 2018

Y'all already know what time it is, tax season is here and you definitely need that refund. If you’re like me, you’re new to the adult life and are filing as an individual for the first time. Here’s a quick guide to navigating the process and what you’ll need to prepare for and complete your tax filing.

There are 2 major individual filing categories, Employed and Self-employed. Today we’ll focus on the Employed filing proc...

December 6, 2017

"If I want 5 star experiences I'm only going to 5 star places." - Vince Staples

I have a coworker who loves to leave Yelp reviews and I have a problem with the types of reviews she leaves. She reviews like she goes everywhere expecting a 5 star experience but she never goes to 5 star places. That math is never going to work out. I witnessed her give a Chili's a 2 star review but if you're looking for a 5 star experience why are...

December 5, 2017

Y'all remember LimeWire?

That service that allowed you to download any possible file you could think of at the risk of sacrificing your computer's soul. Sent my first laptop to the shadow realm no questions asked and then my mom sent me to the shadow realm shortly thereafter. Having never fully recovered, when the service was shut down in 2010 I said good riddance. The only thing that lime logo brings back is the fear of my mom...

December 4, 2017

Donald's not going to get impeached. I see the news too. Things seem to be heating up with the Russia investigation, his business dealings, and his finances, but when are they not? This isn't the first time I thought the man was finished, I must've said "this has GOT to be it" at least 20 times already and it's always quiet soon after. People, even Democratic lawmakers, are increasingly pointing toward impeachment as a probabl...

November 25, 2017

Have you ever seen the way women show love to each other? I’m talking about those endless streams of compliments ready for distribution in every comments section, for every outfit, on every occasion. It's like clockwork, the love is always there. Not one opportunity to exchange praise is lost on women and I think men can learn a lot from that because more often than not your boys really just kind of...break you down....

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